If on Groundhog's Day we celebrate the fact that a small hairy creature emerges from a small warm hole only to curl up into a ball from the sudden cold, would Beaver Day be celebrated by a small hairy creature seeking warmth within a small, narrow, warm, and possibly moist opening as his quickly-warming blood engourges its tiny body into something twice its size as it climactically expells its essence only to produce tiny versions of itself several months later? No, no, I didn't think so. Oh, well...Happy Groundhog's Day everyone...Two more weeks of winter...YAY!-Aww, go F@*k yourself Punxsutawney Phil.
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